Oh. My. God. Sparkle vampires… now I know what that actually means. Erm… what can I say? Hang on, let me get back of the floor where I clasped from laughing so hard. Seriously? Someone actually thought that was a good idea? As in “Oh I’m such an evil monster, now let me act cold and loath… while I sparkle in the sunlight”? No wonder vampires avoid light… it really messes up their reputation. You can be scary or you can glitter… you can’t do both.

Other then that the story was quite possibly the most generic thing I have ever sat through… and I’ve watched daytime tv.

Laughing dog says it all --> [link]

Angle also has some great input --> [link]

...but mostly I feel it comes down to this --> [link]

Sorry Twilight fans, I can only say, I hope the books are a lot better.

*goes off to laugh more*

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